"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations
A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.
hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.
that was a double pick up line wow
When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it
if someone tells you you’re beautiful, you tell them they are too. if someone says they love you, decide if they mean it before you say it in return. if a boy tells you he’d date you if you didn’t smoke, light a cigarette and walk away. if your mother screams at you because she’s had a bad day, close your eyes and leave her to her anger. if last nights lover doesn’t call you back, do not cry and blame yourself.
This is important