cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

lokiarmygeneral:

A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.

copequinn:

fuckinstoned:

thiswolfheartstillbeats:

From Survival Songs by Meggie C. Royer

WOW

Woah

maybeitsmeganline:

dutchster:

hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.

that was a double pick up line wow

hunybee:




every time i see this i pee myself 
omq-ashton:

disneyismyloveandlife:

jellals:

my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…”

IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING LION

This is cool af
robotwithhumanhairpt50:

notmysecret:

i…

Fuck

tatehorror:

When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it

image

jitterfish:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

#did you wake up in the greys anatomy au

jessicaslittledreamworld:

rnoon-beam:

if someone tells you you’re beautiful, you tell them they are too. if someone says they love you, decide if they mean it before you say it in return. if a boy tells you he’d date you if you didn’t smoke, light a cigarette and walk away. if your mother screams at you because she’s had a bad day, close your eyes and leave her to her anger. if last nights lover doesn’t call you back, do not cry and blame yourself.

This is important